Saturday, August 05, 2006
This appears to be a true story:
A picture began circulating in November. It should be "The Picture of the Year," or perhaps, "Picture of the Decade." It won't be. In fact, unless you obtained a copy of the US paper which published it, you probably would never have seen it. The picture is that of a 21-week-old unborn baby named Samuel Alexander Armas, who is being operated on by surgeon named Joseph Bruner. The baby was diagnosed with spinal bifida and would not survive if removed from his mother's womb. Little Samuel's mother, Julie Armas, is an obstetrics nurse in Atlanta. She knew of Dr. Bruner's remarkable surgical procedure. Practicing at Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville, he performs these special operations while the baby is still in the womb. During the procedure, the doctor removes the uterus via C-section and makes a small incision to operate on the baby. As Dr. Bruner completed the surgery on Samuel, the little guy reached his tiny, but fully developed hand through the incision and firmly grasped the surgeon's finger. Dr. Bruner was reported as saying that when his finger was grasped, it was the most emotional moment of his life, and that for an instant during the procedure he was just frozen, totally immobile. The photograph captures this amazing event with perfect clarity. The editors titled the picture, "Hand of Hope." The text explaining the picture begins, "The tiny hand of 21-week-old fetus Samuel Alexander Armas emerges from the mother's uterus to grasp the finger of Dr. Joseph Bruner as if thanking the doctor for the gift of life." Little Samuel's mother said they "wept for days" when they saw the picture. She said, "The photo reminds us pregnancy isn't about disability or an illness, it's about a little person." Samuel was born in perfect health, the operation 100 percent successful.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Have you ever wondered whether there are ninja midgets, or how, if you absolutely had to, you could kill a ninja? Or have you had to decide whether to go to Pirates of the Carribean II or dress as a clown, jump into a large aquarium and sing "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" backwards? If so, this is a source of information you definitely don't want to miss.
My high school buddies and I had a lot of our personal jokes centered around an exaggerated macho-bravado theme (e.g., Eddie Murphy, "That ain't how you start a fire, son, go and get me some gasoline!").
So we find Ask A Ninja especially hillarious. I got an iPod and found Ask A Ninja on iTunes for free. Some of the early ones aren't that funny, but the guy has perfected his schtick and it is extrememly funny.
I'm a big fan, and my daughters love my "I look forward to killing you soon" T-shirt.
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